Monday, March 30, 2009

Not Cool

Somebody came up with the idea to shave our heads as a team thing. Since I didn't feel like going to the barber and spending money on something I can and have done myself before, I did so while the other three went to the barber. But they bitched out on the last part! All they did was buzz it, while I spent 45 minutes biccing my damn skull.

This is unacceptable. My morale has just hit all-time lows.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

No Fucking Off In Sector

No chai, no lunch. That's what the company commander of the platoon we went out this morning with told us yesterday.

We spent about 15 minutes on the road swerving back and forth trying to get a piss bottle off.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

We're So Short-Handed

The Army can't send any more people who know how to do my job. They're retraining an entire chemical company. WTF.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Halfway Point

It's all downhill from here, baby.