Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Spergeant, on promotional offers

Spergeant: "Hey, get this: Order two subs you get a free side of french fries. You wanna order your sub on my tab?"

Freight Train: "Fries, huh? That's tempting."

Sp: "You wouldn't get the fries, I'd get the fries. It's my order."

Me: "So you're gonna buy him a sub just to get fries?"

Sp: "No! He has to give me money for the sub."

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