Monday, September 17, 2012

So much butthurt

So, the Air Force discovered, as they were doing audits of my comrades' per diem vouchers, that I'd written something sarcastic on a document.

This document is a required "backup" to the non-standardized receipts local hotels create. It adds no information that's not already included on the voucher or the actual receipt, but it is a bit more orderly looking, I suppose. It also adds no legal leverage, because you can already fry someone for signing a fradulent voucher in the first place. So why do they force us to waste the ink and paper printing it out and having it signed, then scanned again to be uploaded?

Dunno. Power trip, maybe. Lost sight of reality, definitely. They claim it's a necessary evil, but anyone with a lick of sense can see it's not. They claim it's based on IRS requirements. Note that that's not that it's required by the IRS, but based on what the IRS looks for in a receipt when it's auditing people's tax deductions. Does the IRS audit these vouchers? Of course not. But these people are too lazy to actually think, so they create a checklist that bears no resemblance to anything useful.

Now, this document upon which I spewed my sarcasm provided all the information they want out of these. Dates, costs per day, and a signature from my comrade saying that "no, I am not defrauding the government." That's all that's on them. Nothing that would actually require a moment's thought or difficulty faking for one actually intent on defrauding the government. And it was all filled in; it just happened to include an additional comment on how stupid their system was.

Naturally, they lose their minds and revoke my ability to create and review these documents. With a few apologies to soothe their egos, I managed to get them back so long as I took the completely uninformative online classes again.

Which, by the way, contain no information about what a receipt should look like.

1 comment:

kalimac said...

Luke:
Sounds like you had a week similar to mine!
Keep fighting the good fight Luke.
Targeting death star's weakpoints now
YodaMa